The KidDictionary
Hi Fellow Parents – I’m hoping you’ll be really kind and take a look at something that I BET will make you laugh. My book: “The KidDictionary: A Book of Words Parents Need But Don’t Have” – a glossary of words i made up and compiled and designed with photos when i found myself unable to describe a great many of the phenomena predominant in my life owing to the fact that I have children. ie: WISHJACK: To maliciously blow out the candles on another child’s birthday cake. KODICK: The child who refuses to cooperate in the taking of a family photograph INVISIBOOBOO (in-VIZ-uh-boo-boo) n: – The site on a child’s body where you unnecessarily applied a Band-Aid to appease them when they got hurt, though did not bleed. THREEMAGEDDON (three-muh-GED-in)–n.: The supposed hellfire and brimstone that would erupt should an annoyed mother reach the third digit while counting aloud to 3 to get a non-compliant child to get his act together.. “ONE !….TWOOOOOOO !!!!….. ” if you’re so inclined, please take a peek at my website where there is more info and some fun videos I made to help promote the book. www.TheKidDictionary.com Or feel free to contact me for more info. I think your readers might enjoy it. (Although – Of course I’d think that) And, for certain, i would appreciate it. Thanks for your time. I hope you have a great day, sincerely, Eric Ruhalter Creator/Designer/Publisher/Marketer/Publicist/Head Bottle Washer The KidDictionary: A Book of Words Parents Need But Don’t Have Eric@TheKidDictionary.com Cell 973/479-4922
POSTED BY
Name : Eric Ruhalter
Email : Eric@TheKidDictionary.com
Website : http://www.TheKidDictionary.com
Disclaimer: The views expressed are those of Eric Ruhalter and are not necessarily those of parentsoutloud.com





Leave your response!